Please find enclosed possibly one of the best Skylarks known to this mere mortal world of men. Mr James Hetfield’s stunning purple cream machine.
Why do they call it that you ask?
When you see this delicious piece of shiney purple candy an urge will well up inside of you, starting in your thighs, growing stronger and stronger as you click on each image, getting deeper and harder that you have ever felt something like this before and right before you click on the very last one…
you will have an amazingly big craving for cream. That’s all.